When in a room full of experienced education professionals ...

You MUST not :
  1. Speak in a tone that makes paint drying seem like an adventure
  2. Try telling them how to suck eggs
  3. Use dire presentation techniques
Yet the numpty in front at the moment, is exemplifying all of these skills.

Must stay awake, otherwise my need to choke/kill/maim will emerge.


  1. Hey, that's excuse. Go to sleep then stand and starting sleep walking, with arms stretched out front zombie-manner, up onto the stage and strangle the tosser. You'll get a standing ovation and not witness will testify as to what happened.



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