No no no, not another annual roundup and predictions for 2017 ...
|I think 2016 is entirely |
the fault of Peppa
Stop the meh churnalisms - most of us wish to forget ... 2016 was officially shit. 2017 isn't looking particularly cheerful at the moment. I would rather read five reasons why Peppa Pig prefers Danish bacon. Future saying is no better, what are the next cybersecurity threats likely to be - erm, an attack on something/someone big. Again this could be an IoT enabled Peppa Pig - what are the chances?
Who is likely to croak in 2017 - your guess is as good as mine. Considering the state of some nations - the untimely demise of Peppa Pig may rally an unexpected reaction. Especially if you are under five years of age.
Now you are wondering if I am anti Peppa Pig - try watching it for more than an hour and I defy you not to wish to rip out your eyes. Compared to Syria, Trump, Brexit and many other issues - I can cope with Peppa getting the chop (pun intended). With Bowie, Lemmy (well late 2015), Rickman, Corbett and Wood amongst others - the celebs have also suffered an unfortunate year.
Of course, this is supposed to be a witty post - I am not normally this positive.